Mom and Blogger SUSIE JOHNSON has her way of saying her truth and people notice. Some laugh, some are offended.
Susie is a veteran mom, as she puts it herself “she kept seven children living, her house standing, and her marriage intact for the last ten years”.
Yesterday she wrote this Costco Commandments Post that has stirred mixed reactions…
Here is an exact of how it goes
I spend a lot of time at Costco.
It’s where I buy about 90% of my groceries. […]
I’ve come up with some guidelines for the self-absorbed douchebags who belong to Costco, hoping to make life easier for the ten percenters who don’t have their heads rammed completely up their own asses.
I present to you,
The 10 Commandments Of Costco
1. Have your fucking card ready at the door.
2. If you don’t have your fucking card ready at the door, pull your fucking cart over to the side and get the fuck out of everyone’s way.
3. When you enter the refrigerated areas, do not leave your fucking cart in the doorway and block the whole fucking entrance.
And it goes like that up to 10 her commandments.
And then she concludes by writing this:
Whoever obeys these commandments and teaches them, shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
The rest of you?
Well, you are all subject to an eternity in the fires of Costco hell.
Also known as the parking lot.
So how do you like it so far? Do you feel the same?
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